Hey everyone, I'm working on a new indie game called Wicked Crush. The game combines the classic mechanics of games like Castlevania with unique online functionality inspired by Demon's Souls and Little Big Planet.
Every area in the giant dungeon that makes up most of the game is created and owned by another player and pulled automatically from the servers online. Completing areas will earn you treasure, and the area's creator will receive a small reward. However, if you die in the dungeon, the area's creator receives a greater sum. This encourages players to create crafty levels to maximize their winnings. Spend your earnings on items, upgrades and adding your own areas to the dungeon.
Working on the game with me is Ryan Miller (rtil), who is handling all of the game's art. Also working on the game is SHADOWFOX2 (also known as Kevin), who is handling the music. Ryan, Kevin and I all got our start here, and wouldn't have met if it weren't for this site, so thank you Newgrounds.
If this game sounds interesting to you, please check out the Kickstarter page and consider backing us, or telling your friends. There's a lot of work that still needs to be done, but with your help we hope to make a game that's fun, unique and full of personality. Even $1 would be a great help, and $10 will get you access to the game and beta tests when they're available.
Thanks a lot,
in case you did not know this today is a great day in our great union's history as the terroist mastermind osama bin laden (more like osama been hidin) was killed today. the president obama gave his speech and it was very moving we will never surrender we will win because we are the best country
god bless america and if you get in our way fuck you, we will blast you back to the stone age just like the freedom haters
So I recently discovered the most awesomest thing last week. It turns out proven by DNA tests and recent History discoveries, that Eastern European Jews are not really Jews or Semites at all, but were descents of a race called the Khazars, which were a nomadic Mongolian/Chinese race who had a kingdom in Mongolia. The King then decided to convert all his subjects to Judaism and all his subjects scattered across through Russia to Eastern Europe. I am an Eastern European Jew, so guess what that makes me..............
Yup I'm actually Asian bitches!!!!!!!! XDDD I now am officially part of the greatest race on Earth, my dream has finally come true, *cries* All hail the Asians!!!!!!!
Now in addition to Japanese I will now start learning Chinese(or whatever language Mongolians speak.) To get more in touch with my roots.
I am shocked and awed. Bug informed me a few minutes ago that the incredible has happened: Metal Gear Funnies is the winner for the 2008 best movie Tank Award!!!
I think this marks an important time in Newgrounds history. Never before has good truly conquered evil. Never before have a group stood so defiantly for what is right in the face of tyranny... and walked away victorious. On this day, Newgrounds decided that it does not need to be a slave to the parody. It is a site for everyone, regardless of their tastes. Today will be remembered as the day that Newgrounds was liberated forever from the misconception that art cannot be met with popularity.
Don't get me wrong, there were a lot of very deserving movies that were nominated for the award. However, only Metal Gear Funnies had a message that is so relevant to Newgrounds culture. Anyone can succeed; you don't need to be popular or steal Simpsons and Family Guy jokes.
Newgrounds, truly everything, by everyone. May Newgrounds live on forever.
here you go
blink and you'll miss it!
EDIT: I removed the picture of my butt. It was a limited time thing. Don't worry, you'll get chances to see it again soon.
holy shit spiders are so fucking scary
it sucks for me because i really feel bad when hurting anything so i shuffle a broom at it sort of half-assed and then run away.
i wish the spiders would just stay the FUCK OUTSIDE!!!!!!!
"there were way too many penises" -HippieGothie
"Do the artists that made this video have a dick complex or something?" -Audioguy
"the metal gear awesome videos, classic, hilarious, the new metal gear collaberation, fucking hilarious, this, a sad attempt to copy them IMO" -chowbow
"I knew it would be garbage since rtil and Zerkey were on it" -Newgrundling
"I was just reminded again that someone has a different opinion" -http://uicon.ngfiles.com/1291000/1291 728.gif
"That was straight out GAY! This person has a great obsession with penis...get some REAL friends (Probably a girl friend too but that's not likely going to happen)" -Ryunosuke
"BOOM! OUTTA HERE!" -patrick-3005
"Who ever put this on the front page needs to be fired." -Avenger254
"Like, the cock in the mouth thing, thats funny. the absolute retardedness of the flash all around.... funny. but really, it's just too much for one sitting, I can't finish it. Sorry." -Slave326667
"genrious as always." -MindChamber
"lots of jpgs" -JohnnyUtah
"I could stuff my mouse between my ass cheeks" -hopeless87
Check it out if you're looking for a quick diversion. It's worth a laugh and a half I'd say.
Hey everyone! I just wanted to take this moment to whore my most recent submission!
I know a lot of you are big fans of Phoenix Wright so I made a movie about that.
Tell me what you think. I'll be on AIM most of the day.
I've had the sneezes since Thursday night. It sucks because I had to cancel the plans with my girlfriend I had on Friday, and I was looking forward to it for the past month. It's basically like if you had to skip Christmas.
I'd like to take this time to remind everyone that it really sucks to be sick, whether it's a cold, the flu, a sinus infection, or whatever. Although they suck to varying degrees, they all suck a lot. People look back at illness and say, "Oh, it was great, I got to play video games/watch TV as much as I wanted!" but they don't remember that they felt like their skin was melting off and their blood was spraying from their ears and their eyeballs were bursting in the sockets and their nose was squirting brain fluid and spinal fluid was leaking from their butthole. No amount of video games or TV is worth feeling like hell. Those annoying 10-30 second loops in Twilight Princess's music just get more irritating when there's a throbbing pain in your skull.
Oh yeah, another thing, my last final is tomorrow. Fan-loving-tastic. I can't wait to get up at 8 AM and drive through traffic to school, get there at 10, spend 20 minutes looking for a spot and running to get to the test on time. Illness always comes at the worst times. If this was grade school, I would be ecstatic, but in college, missing the final pretty much means failing the course, unless you're SERIOUSLY ill and have a doctor's note confirming that yes, your butt has been severed from your body, and no, you can't live without it.
Bah, better get back to studying before the power goes out again.